Sunday, 21 September 2025

Assault of cyclist and theft of his electric bike on the Wandle Trail

 Our neighbour was assaulted this week on the Wandle Trail and robbed of his expensive electric bike.  He has given permission for us to publish this so that others can take appropriate precautions.  He is 78 years old but not what we would term "vulnerable".  6' 4", fit and well built and a regular cyclist over long distances. 

This is his account.

"Last Thursday (16th September 2025) I was cycling along the Wandle Trail at 10:15 am in the north-bound direction where the path (going towards London) leaves the river and goes up a slope to the park road, near the Imperial Playing Fields.  Two white youths on an electric motorbike, no registration, dressed in black hoodies and balaclavas passed me in a south-bound direction. I continued cycling but they turned around and chased me, by which time I had reached the unnamed park road to turn right past Tooting and Mitcham Football Club ground.  They repeatedly rammed my bike from the rear and the side with threatening language. On the fourth attempt I was knocked into the brambles on the side of the park road. They stole my bike and made off in the direction of London Road/ Bishopford Road; I was injured, fortunately just bad bruises, lacerations and grazes. 

'I keep my phone in my pocket so I was able to call the police.  The 999 operator was helpful and the police came quickly.  The bike was recovered by the police as it had a tracker fitted and I was able to tell them the location where it was dumped (Lower Morden Lane). However, the bike was trashed with everything forcibly wrenched off it, and the saddlebag containing my prescription glasses and GoPro video camera was missing."

Paul & Maggie

Saturday, 20 September 2025

Wandle Fortnight. Beddington Park ride 20/9/25

From Maggie 

Every year we look forward to the variety of bikes and riders who turn up for the highlight of the Wandle Fortnight  - a beginners ride from Beddington Park!

This year though it appeared that some of our regulars had omitted to highlight the date in their diaries. Roger and Paul were going to be elsewhere and Colin has not yet made it as far as Beddington. 

Planning ahead therefore, we'd had 6 new cyclists a few years ago, we worked out a long and a short ride to suit all comers and Anna, Ken and Maggie arrived early to welcome them all.

And we waited... yes, the sky was grey, there was a sprinkling of rain but surely not enough to put anyone off! 

2.10 came and went. We checked our watches....

So be it. Let's not waste this route to Earlsfield with it's new detour. So a little quiet and dejected we set off. Our new route omitted the traffic mayhem at Savacentre and stopping to watch a cormorant on the river near Earlsfield we were soon enjoying tea and coffee in the Eclectic Collection coffee shop. Real tea, tea strainer and extra hot water - how good was that?


Tea in Earlsfield

Sorry not to share this delightful stop with anyone else. We left as the sun came out and enjoyed very pleasant weather home.

 

Tuesday, 16 September 2025

Church Heritage Day 13/9/25

 From Karen

Church Heritage Day and "light" showers:

It was an ideal opportunity to road test my lower back on a (very) short ride to Old Malden. Colin was (of course) already in attendance when I arrived at NSP, shortly to be joined by Tony and Sharon. 

It was great to see Tony on good form and that Colin's recovery continues apace. So just four of us this afternoon, trumped by Maddie's all-day ride to Windsor. I was forewarned about the resurfaced (?) path leading to Sparrow Farm exit. Goodness!  It was akin to cycling through sand.....probably worse. 

It may have been responsible for what happened next.  By the time we turned into St Clair Drive, Sharon had a flat.  Fortunately, we had the benefit of seasoned campaigners to wrestle with the tyre removal and before long were powering through Worcester Park.  Sharon kindly treated us to refreshments at St John's Church in thanks for our assistance (although I was more of a hindrance than a help!)


 


Colin (or providence?) led us to St Mary's Church where, immediately upon our arrival,  the heavens opened; not a light shower,  but a full throttle downpour.  We resisted the temptation to indulge in more tea and cake and, once the weather had cleared somewhat, we made our way back to NSP, followed by rainbows.

Monday, 8 September 2025

WhatsApp Hoax - Meta AI

From Simon Lambourn

Recently the webmasters (Tim C, Tony H and myself) have been contacted by several Sou'Westers about a message (which we now think is a hoax) saying "you must turn on WhatsApp Enhanced Security by [some date] to prevent or Meta AI can read all your personal and group chats".

We did some research, because we care about privacy but also "enhanced security" means nobody can save photos or GPX files from chats, which is something many of us use a lot to communicate about rides.

It turns out to be one of a long line of Facebook and WhatsApp hoax messages claiming that something will change by next week (or whatever) and you have to do something - write a message on your Facebook or change some setting to prevent Facebook/WhatsApp using all your information.

If you google "whatsapp enhanced security hoax meta AI" you will see that the claim has been debunked by several sources (admittedly unknown sources to me).   But also if you google "can Meta AI read my WhatsApp chats" you get a direct answer from Meta in their Frequently Accessed Questions page:

Only messages that mention @Meta AI, or that people choose to share with Meta AI, can be read by Meta. Meta can’t read any other messages in your personal chats. When you share your personal messages for AI features that use Private Processing technology, Meta can’t read or access the messages you’ve shared.‬ Learn more in this article.

So we are not going to implement Enhanced Security because it would severely reduce the usefulness of the club's WhatsApp groups.   If we were, say, a military organisation, (mentioning no names) then perhaps it would be a good idea.

I thought it was worth writing this post for two reasons.

  1. There is a lot of false information, and false people, false experts and organisations out there trying to deceive you.  Please, check the source and check the facts.
  2. Regardless of this particular hoax, you should still be careful about what you share online - do you know and trust ALL the people you are sharing it with?
Stay suspicious!  Stay safe.   And please do ask around if you have any concerns or questions.


Sunday, 7 September 2025

Down on the farm; Nonsuch Moderates 6 September to Garsons Farm

Wednesday's storms must just have been a figment of the imagination, because Saturday was a super day for cycling, dry, not too hot, not too windy.  As a result of which we had a good turnout at Nonsuch Mansion, over tweny riders in all with Colin Q and Tony H coming along just to meet everybody.  We had a newcomer, too; Jenny rides with Portsmouth CTC and we were glad to have her along.

Garsons Farm was on the schedule for the longer ride and Telegraph Track for the short one.  We ran three groups.  Nigel T, cleared by the doc to be back in the saddle (and the MG driving seat) took the short ride, and Steve W took half a dozen boy and girl racers off to Garsons; I offered a more modest paced ride to the same place.

We let Steve's group go first, because they'd only be embarrassed when they couldn't overtake us, and then off we went, reassembling as is my wont at the North Western exit of Nonsuch Park for a headcount and to appoint a back marker (Maggie).  She was going to be minding Roger and Anna, Ken J, Alyson, the other Colin, John B, Jan and Jenny and with yours truly up front, that made ten.  And I must have got the pace about right because after being temporarily split by the Ewell lights we stuck together pretty well, despite heavier than usual traffic.

We took the route past Chessington North, over the A3 on Clayton Road, down the hill to Claygate and then carrrying on until we hit the A 244 to take us in to Esher.  There Roger and Anna stayed for coffee, allowing Roger and his new pacemaker to opt out of coming up Lammas Lane on the way back.  Garsons was as it always is, bike parking long distant from the restaurant and the service a bit slow but proper pots of tea and good cake.  At least they had not yet got out the Christmas fare.  The boy (and girl) racers were already there, of course. 

 

The Racers at tea

We had our tea and cake in the sunshine and let them go before climbing the hill ourselves (which wouldn't be much at all were it not for the traffic) and rendezvousing successfully with Anna and Roger on the green at the top.  By now John had gone off to do his own thing so there were nine of us on the way home through Weston Green and Long Ditton, Surbiton and Berrylands.  


The Moderates on the way home at Weston Green

We split at Worcester Park, the others going up Green Lane towards their homes while Maggie and I went with Jenny and Jan back to Nonsuch.

A really enjoyable afternoon's cycling.  Great to have seen Tony on a bike again.  Excellent to know that the magic mushrooms have enabled John's knees to recover sufficiently to have him discharged from hospital care, and good company.  We very much hope to see Jenny back soon.



Monday, 1 September 2025

All Day Ride to Windsor September 13

 

Windsor Ride

Saturday 13th September

Come and join for the next all-day Saturday ride to Windsor on 13th September.

The ride will be pretty, and pretty flat - on and off road - and include lots of beauty, interest and surprises along the way.

The route is 48 miles from our start in Kingston - so many may like to take the train on the way back (Windsor & Eton Riverside to Clapham Junction/Waterloo) - with other options as we come back.

We will meet at Canbury Secret Cafe in Kingston 

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have coffee and tea at the Ferry Cafe, Sunbury on Thames, 

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and lunch at Cinnamon in Windsor. There will be a guide for those who would like it from Nonsuch Park to Kingston.

For anyone like me who likes a car-bike-car option, you can do a 33 mile round trip from the Ferry Cafe. Please private message me on WhatsApp if you’d like to join for the ride - and let me know where you’d like to join (Nonsuch, Canbury Gardens, Kingston or the Ferry, Shepperton) and if you would like to be in the fast group (whizzers) - or the regulars (smell the roses).

 

Madeleine

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Sunday, 31 August 2025

And then there were three rides! Nonsuch Park 30 August

Report by Maggie

It threatened rain on the way to Nonsuch Park and it crossed my mind that there might be few riders this afternoon.  However, it was very pleasing to see Colin Q and Sue B, neither of them able to go on a ride today, and Nigel and Helen R too. Nigel was immediately set upon to lead a group. In the event there were so many cyclists that 3 groups went out.


The Stevedores left at a good speed while Nigel negotiated "up" Farthing Downs or tea at the bottom. The latter won. So seven of us set off leaving Carolyn to take the short ride to Epsom Downs.

Carolyn's group with Colin

So it was Nigel, Anna, Roger, Ken, Jan, Dominika and Maggie who set off under Cheam railway bridge and up Burdon Lane. Road works diverted us to cross the A217 to Northdown Road to cycle through Belmont village.

Nigel's Group (less Nigel!)

We spread out along Sutton Lane which allowed the motorists to overtake us with ease and soon we were on Woodmansterne Lane and the gentle, then steeper, downhill on Rectory Lane to Woodmansterne. Turning left on Chipstead Valley Road we made our way to Coulsdon and turned right at the lights onto Lion Green Road.

The large roundabout was busy and roadworks narrowed our route to Marlpit Lane but we got safely across and up the short incline to Coulsdon Memorial Park and the Poppy cafe. We took tea inside as the rain began to fall.

We separated on the return journey before more rain came. Ken and Maggie revisited a route cycled frequently in the pandemic through Woodcote Park Golf club as we went our several ways.

Ken & Maggie

Welcome back Nigel. It was good to have you leading again.


Saturday, 16 August 2025

Evolution at Beddington; 16 August ride to Merton Abbey Mills

Excitingly, we might be seeing an evolution at Beddington Park, and we are not just talking about the dinosaurs (which, by the by, have escaped again and roamed off elsewhere).  This Saturday most of the old guard turned up, represented by Paul and Maggie, Anna and Roger, and Sharon, but there was new blood.  

We are getting used to enjoying Dominika's company; indeed she is fast becoming a regular, but today her friend Justyna joined us for the first time and not only that but Jan, too.  We don't think that Jan has ridden with us since 2023.

As ever with Beginners, we had to tailor our ride to suit Justyna, who has comandeered her son's bike from its sad relegation to the shed, had new brakes fitted and this was only her second ride on it, or any other bike, for a long time.  

Thus we opted for a well-tested route, safe and flat to a place where the coffee and cake is reliable, and tossed a coin between Elmers End and Merton Abbey Mills.

We need not have been so cautious; Justyna turned out to be a competent and safe cyclist.

Well-tested and safe?  Yours truly was daydreaming and missed a turning, there was a traffic jam of frustrated white van drivers at the temporary lights on Mitcham Road and when we turned after Mitcham Eastfields onto Rialto Road, a nice, narrow, quiet one-way street, our leader was met head on by a driver chancing his luck in the wrong direction at some speed.  Luckily collision was avoided and we were a little strung out so those further back were not directly affected and may not have caught the note of panic in the "Car down" cry.

All-in-all, though, we had a lovely ride in a very English heatwave (double layers of clothing and a waste of sun cream) and spent an enjoyable and sociable day together.

Not only were the MED cakes their usual standard, but Dominika brought us some home made, featuring Justyna's garden plums.

We very much hope that J and J can join D in riding regularly with us, decimating the average age and giving us all something younger and brighter to chat about.



Monday, 11 August 2025

All Day Ride to West Horsley Saturday 9th August 2025

The weather was perfect on Saturday 9th August for the "beginners" all day Saturday ride to West Horsley.  

The turn out was good with 19 riders in total out on the scenic lanes of the North Downs.
Alan's group left first with Alice, Karl and a trio of James'. Paul and Maggie having their 17 yr old grandson out for the day.

Rob's elite team of faster riders soon overtook Alan and were on their way up the first ascent of Epsom Downs, with Paul and Justine, Peter and John and Kasumi to keep him on his toes.  I am grateful to Rob for grasping the challenge of sub leading and reccying the ride before Saturday.  It meant we could have three groups more evenly balanced.

Rob's Elite! 

My group of lovely ladies, Kirsten, Carolyn,  Lilian, Helen and Karen were soon joined at Walton on the Hill by expectant Granma Dawn (baby safely delivered later in the day). We lingered over our coffees before setting off towards the small remaining inclines that would bring us to the top of Box Hill and some fabulous views.

Steph's group 

We were soon down the zigzags and heading slowly up the beautiful path across the Vineyard at Denbies. Making way for the popular train meant we had plenty of time to stop and admire the views across Dorking and in the distance the faint outline of Leith Hill tower.

All too soon we were across the top of Ranmore and a warm welcome and tasty Thai food awaited us at the Barleymow. Alan's group were still there so some intermingled and catch up accompanied the delicious food.

Alan's group at lunch

Afternoon tea was taken at NT Claremont where the ice cream is very good. Dawn, Lilian and Kirsten had turned off earlier for Effingham and Leatherhead. Well done Kirsten for riding all day with a very limited range of gears.

Another good day out on a bike.

By Steph W

Report for the 2-o-clock ride on 9 August

 

From Stuart Allen

Report for 14:00 ride on 09/08/25

I was unable to go on the All Day ride today due to family commitments but I was able to go on the 14:00 ride. I suspected that it could be a leisurely ride so I opted to take the heaviest of my four bikes. When I got to the Mansion House in Nonsuch Park, there were a few cyclists there already including Sue, who I had bumped into earlier in the week in Worcester Park. She told us that since she and I met, she’d lost the sight in her right eye! Her vision had returned a little but it was blurry and she was due to have an operation on Monday to improve things. There was also a lady there called Jenny. She was from a CTC group in the South West and was visiting relatives in Mitcham. She sussed out our group and came along for a ride.  Alas, her chain had broken and we were unable to fix it. She may ride with us in the future. 


Youngsters ready to depart Nonsuch on the shorter ride


I offered to lead the ride and asked if there were any preferences for the destination. The consensus seemed to be Eight on the River at East Molesey, as we know a fairly flat course. Five of us set off out of Nonsuch Park but by the time we got to the Sparrow Farm Road exit, there was already consternation about the state of the path, which is lethal for cyclists in a few places. They've recently "improved" the path and it’s mostly OK but there are about three stretches where the shale has not been compacted and your wheels slip about all over the place. On behalf of CTC, I am going to report it to Hannah, who is a local councillor at Epsom and Ewell Council and lives in my road, to see if we can get it fixed. (I’ve got form having recently got double yellow lines extended by Sutton Council at a junction near where I live where there have been two accidents.)

Anyway, we continued our ride and I was right about the pace being leisurely. As we know, the speed we go at is dictated by the slowest rider in the group. Before we got to Worcester Park we’d lost our backmarker who'd decided to go his own way. Then there were four. I decided to forgo a backmarker and just kept an eye on the back of the group. I made my way to a cycle path that runs alongside the Kingston to Raynes Park railway, a lovely path free of traffic. We turned off just before the A3 and rode along the A3 slip road to the Robin Hood Gate of Richmond Park. Straight on and out through Ham Gate, then over Teddington Bridge. I’d decided to ask the group whether we still wanted to go to Eight or alternatively, The Pheasantry in Bushey Park or the Flying Cloud, just next door to where we stopped. We were worried that Eight would close at 16:00 and, as it was then about 15:30, we decided to go to the Flying Cloud. Grant, who will be 89 shortly but was by no means the slowest in the group on his “classic” bike, kept us amused by showing us pictures his father had taken of the previous Teddington Bridge in the 1920s! He has numerous bikes, the oldest being built in 1951, the year I was born!

We continued back on the “usual” route through Bushey Park, Hampton Court, Thames Ditton, Long Ditton, up Ditton Hill, Tolworth, Old Malden, Worcester Park and back to Nonsuch Park. I told the group in Bushey that I was going to give it some welly and that I’d see them at the exit of the park. I rode hard and got round the big roundabout near the exit and only one got to the exit before me. By the end, it was about 17:30. An enjoyable ride in lovely weather.


Monday, 4 August 2025

Tales from the Riverbank; Nonsuch short ride 2 August

 


By Steve H.

 

With the long ride going to Stoke D’Abernon on Saturday afternoon, the Famous Five of Phillip, John, Sue, Karen and myself leading set off for a riparian adventure along the Wandle Trail. We left Nonsuch under rather gloomy skies and made our way through Cheam past the Red Lion pub (no stopping!) to cross the A217 dual carriageway, mercifully clear in both directions for once. Thence along the bottom of Sutton to view the scenic bus garage, across Angel Hill at the traffic lights and up past All Saints Church, Benhilton. A campanologist friend tells me that this church contains one of the few rings of bells in the neighbourhood, a peal of eight at which he has done the honours on occasions.

From there along All Saints Road with me trying to remember which of the four left hand turnings was the right one, Wood something or other. Ah yes, with Woodend duly selected we carried on up to Grenell Road and onto the path across Rosehill Park East. I understand that this was one of the first bike paths created in the borough and the open space gives a good view to the south-west. This leads to St Helier Hospital where we crossed over to Robertsbridge Road which represents ‘top of climb’. The odd thing is that the route then leads you slightly downhill to Poulter Park and the River Wandle, it always feels to me as though the river is too high up at this point and that we haven’t descended enough.

The River Wandle used to be an industrial sewer with all the factories and dye works along its banks but with the demise of such activities and a general clean-up it now resembles a clear chalk stream in places. People fish along it these days, we passed one chap trying his luck although we didn’t enquire whether he had caught anything.

The ride took us along the river heading towards Hackbridge where the path runs through the beautiful Community Garden; a kind lady took a group photograph of us there among the flowers and ornaments.


In Claudio Funari's Community Garden

Following the river upstream brought us to Carshalton Grove and the outdoor Sassis café where we ran into Paul and Maggie, metaphorically speaking. They were with their grandchildren, the lure of ice cream and mini golf had obviously proved irresistible, to the kids of course.


Another ride leader photobombs

Suitably refreshed, we left Paul and his grandson competing for the Augusta Green Jacket while we crossed Carshalton High Street to make our way back towards Cheam, taking on the climb up Wales Avenue with myself leading gallantly from the back (way back…).

Sue and I were the last survivors when we reached the Mansion, ironically in warm sunshine, but a good time was had by all with lashings of tea and cake into the bargain.

Sunday, 3 August 2025

All-Day Ride 9th August

From Steph Sat 9th Aug - all day ride leaving Nonesuch at 9.30. Coffee at Walton on the Hill Lunch/picnic at Rykas PM through the vineyards and across the top of Ranmore to descend to Cafe Barbara for tea. Return to Nonesuch via Esher and Thames Ditton/Berrylands. All welcome please PM me if you wish to come. Thanks Sue B and Dawn, got you 🚴🏼‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️ Steph 07909 774234

Tuesday, 29 July 2025

Easy Ride to The Horton; from Nonsuch Park 26 July

by Roger P

On a warm Saturday afternoon that had a threat of rain about it, there was the usual melee around the Mansion as friends met and chatted, querying – “where do we go today”. While those who had read the list suggested the long ride go to Wimbledon Park or Nork and Banstead. Neither of these held any charm for me so I was relieved when “The Horton” was suggested as a short ride.
I had driven to a concert at The Horton last year and realised it was very easy to get to from  Horton Lane, but I considered there must be a more interesting route avoiding fast main roads, so a few weeks earlier,  I had  dredged my memory to piece together a route from scraps of remembered rides and set out to explore an offroad  route and quiet streets that would take us somewhere near “The Horton”. 
We did in the end find it after much exploring of dead end streets and crescents and closes and rewarded ourselves with a coffee and cake. More importantly we had recorded our confused wanderings on” Bee Line”, in the hope we could at least use it next time to plot a route through the housing estates.
Now, eleven intrepid explorers, including one or two brave souls who had survived the previous attempt to find The Horton, decided to risk coming with me. We exited Nonsuch onto the A24 and turning right at Bourne Hall carried on up over the railway line and on to Chessington Rd.  I remembered that the key to finding the entry to the bike track through Chessington Road Recreation Ground was to look for the pedestrian crossing immediately before it, and sure enough just past it on the left was  a  close marked Bakers Field and alongside it the path that eventually, after crossing Hook Road, the track develops into a shared bike and pedestrian pavement alongside Chantilly way.
Cycling alongside Chantilly way, the left turn to Longrove Road can easily be missed, but this short road leads directly to the roundabout at the entrance of Longrove Park.  The path divides soon after entry.  We took the left fork onto the designated bike route around the edge of the park which had the advantage of being well away from the skate park and playground and associated pedestrians and dogs.
The route exits the park via the gate at the far end and continues alongside the site of what was once the mental hospital complex now replaced and repurposed by new housing developments.  What is visible today is only a small part of what had been a place where tens of thousands of patients lived out, all too often, their whole lives.
 As the long stay mental hospitals were phased out in the 1980’s many of the  buildings  were demolished and their extensive grounds were sold off for development and became a golf course,  parks and open spaces interspersed with a mix of  substantial hospital accommodation redeveloped into high quality apartments and housing  with low rise housing packed into in a mix of crescents and closes all looking remarkably similar and linked by service roads and roundabouts.
The cycle track from the park passes the Abbots Avenue playground, ending at one of the many roundabouts. We paused here to consider our next move. Instinct and previous attempts to work out the location of The Horton indicated that it was to our right and slightly behind us.
We decided to defer to technology and” Bee Line” was consulted which confirmed the general direction of the target, so we turned into Cavell Way looking for a road through the estate that would take us to Horton Lane.  After only one dead end we did find a way through to Abbots Avenue once more and soon after had sight of the roundabout by Horton Crescent. As we drew nearer signage pointed us to Haven Way and the fenced compound containing the repurposed chapel that is “The Horton”.      We entered the compound and secured the bikes at the newly installed cycle racks there.
Those who had never visited “The Horton” were captivated by its transformation from what had been the main place of worship for the massive hospital complex into a café, display space and performance area.  
The café does good coffee cakes and even hot meals and customers can make use of the superb facilities or sit at a café table and admire the sensitivity the buildings preservation and the simplicity of its sympathetic transformation complete with original organ pipes, pulpit and tiled floor.
We sat outside where it was cooler and enjoyed coffee and cakes while one or two of us popped back indoors to read the information panels about the history of the one time mental hospital complex and learn about the patients and why so many mental health colonies were created around Epsom and Chessington.

Taken by Paul

The return ride was both quick and easy. Turning right out of The Horton’s car park we retraced our steps to Abbot’s Road and entered the cycle track at Horton Lane. There followed an easy downhill ride down to the Hook Road roundabout. We took advantage of the pedestrian controlled crossing to get to the cycle track alongside Hook Road until it intercepted the track from Chessington Recreation field. We turned into the track and retraced our route to the exit marked” Bakers Field” at Chessington Road and retraced our route back to Nonsuch via Spring Street and the A24.
 A comfortable and easy short ride of not quite ten miles.

Sunday, 20 July 2025

The Great Escape; Cretaceous Park Beginners to Elmers End 19 July.

Over fifty years ago, when we were first married, Maggie and I used to live on Crystal Palace Park Road and I wrote to the council then that the security arrangements at Crystal Palace Park were completely inadequate for the beasts kept there.  They seemed to think I was some kind of fruitcake when I told them their so-called-extinct Dinosaurs were playing possum and you could see by the fact that they were millimetres out of the previous day's position that they became active at night and those puny fences would never keep them out should they get adventurous.  Even the Raving Loony Party candidate of the time would not give me the time of day.  

Well, the councillors have moved on, the Raving Loony Party would no longer be PC, and Maggie and I moved away a while ago.  But when you have been living nocturnally one hundred and fifty thousand times longer than Dracula, fifty years is not even an instant, and this week my apocalyptic prediction has materialised.  The dinosaurs have escaped.  The horror can be seen on Anna's face as she fails to differentiate between a herbivorous monster and a carnivorous one.  Anyway, she might be right.  It's a little-known fact that Stegosaurus killed as many humans as did Tyrannosaurus.


We could not get out of Cretaceous Park fast enough, Dominika, Maggie, Anna, Roger and me.


It's behind you, it's behind you

It had been throwing it down most of the morning but we had a dry run in reasonably pleasant though increasingly muggy weather, using the Greenwich route of last week to get to Elmers End, and the Addiscombe Park and Lloyd Park route to get back.  No monsters in those places.

A modest, enjoyable ride.

But steer clear of Beddington; the fences there are no better than those at Crystal Palace.


Monday, 14 July 2025

The Greenwich Concerto. All Day Ride 12 July 2025


This year’s Greenwich Ride was conducted in a heatwave though in the morning especially there was a deceptively refreshing breeze.  We had a few last minute drop-outs (Frank, get well soon after your spill) but a couple of late joiners, too.  There was plenty going on elsewhere (a Way of the Roses ride just starting, a Guernsey trip just ended) and some were put off by the heat forecast, but we had a turnout of sixteen riders and rode in three groups.

Group 1 leader Julie writes

The first group set off promptly from Beddington Park in an attempt to get ahead of the intense heat of the day. In my group was Linda, Sue B, Rob, and Stuart who was my back marker. Ayla cafe was delightful as was the lunch stop at the floral Dog and Bell in Deptford. Linda enjoyed the nostalgic ride through Wandsworth passing her childhood school and tennis club. Everyone enjoyed the ride despite the heat. Linda and I were the last ones standing as we stopped for tea at MED cafe in Merton Abbey Mill before heading for home and a cool shower

Group 2 leader Tim writes

Mad dogs and Englishmen (and CTC cyclists) go out in the midday sun !

The recent heatwave and forecast of further high temperatures did nothing to deter a good number of eager enthusiasts to gather at Beddington Park to start today’s adventure to Greenwich.  

My group consisting of Ian, Sharon, Jackie, Alyson and back-marker Andy headed out towards the metropolis of Croydon then out on calmer treks through suburban streets and green spaces to our first pitstop of the day at Ayla cafe in Kent House. Suitably refreshed we headed out via Catford and Lewisham then made our ascent to Blackheath and across to Greenwich Park to admire the clear and spectacular view of the city across the river. There was quite a carnival atmosphere amid craft stalls and live music.  

After a few customary photos we headed down to Greenwich to admire the Cutty Sark by the riverside. Following the river we soon reached our lunchtime stop at the ‘Dog and Bell’ at Deptford. Good food was promptly served as we sat outside surrounded by an impressive floral display. 

Our afternoon ride took us further along the river and parkland at Rotherhithe then Bermondsey, London Bridge and a very crowded Borough Market. At this stage Ian peeled off to make his own way home by train and the group became temporarily split. Soon reunited we continued along the Southbank, across Westminster Bridge and through Parliament Square to follow a well marked cycle path to Battersea Bridge and into the park.  The shade of the trees and relaxed atmosphere made for a good opportunity to rest and recharge our batteries. The final leg took us via Clapham, Wandsworth and Earlsfield where we picked up and followed the river Wandle to our final destination at Merton Abbey Mills. 

Thanks to everyone who made today’s ride a success and enjoyable experience both in planning and execution. It’s always a pleasure to lead a ride with cyclists who are keen, enthusiastic and good company. A good day had by all !

Group leader Paul writes

The Annual Greenwich Concerto is in five movements.  For my quintet, bringing up the rear with Paul G, Justine, Ken and Maggie, the first movement from Beddington to Kent House, was Allegro Moderato, though apparently not quite moderato enough, because we caught Tim’s sextet, riding  Adagietto, at Kent House Station.

The traditional coffee stop there was closed but this had become obvious during the recces so I had arranged with Ayla on Kent House Road, to ship in some more cakes.  Vitally and unlike our old haunt, Ayla is in the shade in late morning, and Violeta worked her socks off and succeeded in serving us quickly.


The second movement, The Ravensbourne, is Adagio, and majestic on a sunny summer’s day.  The easy cadence sets you up perfectly for Simon’s cadenza through Lewisham and then the closing crescendo up to Blackheath, and the magnificence of its concluding cabaletta.  As Wordsworth wrote from a different vantage point two and a quarter centuries ago, Earth has not anything to show more fair than the view that General Wolfe, the hero of Quebec, now gazes upon in perpetuity.  The music festival there on Saturday did nothing to detract.




The Third movement, really nothing more than an Intermezzo in brisk Vivace, takes you past St Alphege (where Wolfe is buried) and the Cutty Sark and Peter (Little Head) the Great to the Dog and Bell in Deptford, one of the great pubs.  On a good day with kitchen-produced food and decently-priced ale some would say the D&B is the sixth movement of the concerto.  Jackie’s cheeseboard was a wonder.  I am no Wordsworth and will let the flowers speak through Sue’s camera.  We lingered, partly because Tim and his sextet would have lingered until nightfall had I not caught his eye with a bit of signalling and they were supposed to be ten minutes in front of us.






Andy doesn't get his thumb in his photos!





A wondrous cheeseboard

"........and another thing about the Brompton."

The fourth movement  is in three parts, the balletic dance through the shaded gardens that were once Canada and Russia Docks, the Vivacissimo along the river to Battersea, and these two separated by the chaotic homage to Stockhausen that is cycling through Borough Market on a summer Saturday.  So difficult to play that the sextet broke up and we came across their remnants busking in Southwark.  Tim appeared to be phoning his agent.

In many ways, after such inspiration, the final movement, the fifth, can turn into a bit of a plodding deciso, but the finale is rescued by the peaceful diminuendo of the Wandle Trail.

Well played, my quintet; thanks for back marking, Maggie.  A satisfying pleasure to have performed with you all.

And special thanks to Julie and Tim for giving up the time for recces and leading.



Friday, 11 July 2025

All Day Ride to Greenwich, order of play

 Here are the groups for Saturday's ride.


The forecast temperatures are high, though there will allegedly be a north easterly breeze. 

Please cover yourself in sun cream, bring plenty of water as well as a spare inner tube, cover your head and remember all day to wait in the shade, not in the sun.

Because of the heat we are not returning through Camberwell and Brixton, but along the river.  Much of the morning route, and all three victualing stops, are in shade.  Leaders please stop for drinks breaks.

If anyone is overheating, there is an opportunity to get a train home from London Bridge (three quarters of an hour after lunch), Blackfriars, or Waterloo.  Just tell your leader and they can point out the stations, which are very close to the route.

Tim Gibbons will leave North Cheam crossroads at 9.15 promptly to lead those meeting there to Beddington Park.  Lorraine, Stuart and Dawn have each told me they will start from Cheam but you don't need a ticket, Tim will lead anybody who has gathered and wants to be on the ride.

My understanding is that everyone else is making their own way to Beddington Park Pavilion Cafe from where the ride departs.

Coffee will be at Ayla on Kent House Road (about 1 hour).  Lunch at the Dog and Bell in Deptford (a further 1.5 hours including a stop at the Greenwich Observatory).  Tea at the hut in Battersea Park (1.5 hours after leaving lunch).  Those that need should also be able to get a drink at MED in Merton Abbey Mills, the finish (a final 1 hour), before going home.

Group 1 led by Julie 07803 005516, depart 10am

Bernadette (joining en route)
Linda
Sue B
Rob

Group 2 led by Tim G 07756 961505, departing at +10mins

Ian P
Andy C
Sharon
Jackie
Lorraine

Group 3 led by Paul J 07718 753234, departing at +20 mins

Maggie
Ken
Stuart
Alyson
provisional Dawn + Kirsten





Thanks everyone; see you tomorrow

Paul & Maggie